Whams! Slams! A Live Band! The mightiest and most esteemed cup in all of the lands! There’s no work Monday so come out SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY and party with the Wrestle Party! All ages! Doors at 7pm! $10 at the door!
It is a “professional wrestling show.” What does that mean? well, you might see a choose-your-own adventure fantasy dungeon rpg match, or invaders from space france speaking through a computer translator while trying to take over a very high and lazy earth on 4/20, or a pizza delivery guy interrupting a match and getting involved and then getting fired for being late for his deliveries and then getting a job as an electrician and then interrupting the next month’s match to fix the lights. Things like that. There will be a safe and inclusive space that isn’t tolerant of any hate speech, discrimination or macho bullshit that unfortunately can characterize some other parts of the wrestling “world.” There will be a grand ole’ party!