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Mon, 01 Aug 2005

Woolly Fair at the Steelyard

This is the what it said on the cute little scroll I won from playing the 4 Meter Lamb Toss:

The Sheep Dog
            What to do.
Don't Panic. The Sheep Dog can be inserted into some pretty funny situations. Remember the time Donna dry-mopped the bar with the fattest pup? She didn't even know it was one for the drunk what she was. Then I heard her wash it all off the dirt and we all fall down. I'm a clean one now, hoo boy. But Donna. Donna drunk that pup.

I have no idea what that all means.

Other highlights of the evening included the Unimog ride, which was actually Nick Bauta's WWII truck driven around the bumpiest parts of the Steelyard grounds, and Lewis and Clark, a band from Pennsylvania which cannot be googled.

My contribution to the evening was to mix up Mania's lemonade, which consisted of:
A whole bunch of mint
9 lemons and 2 squeezy fake lemons
1 pound superfine sugar
A gallon and a half of water
Ice
And a bottle of vodka

I also rescued a cockatiel from the trees around the Woonasquatucket river, but that's a whole different story.

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