Fri, 14 Oct 2005
As you fellow New Englanders may have noticed, it has been raining for the past 7 days, and apparently will continue to do so through Sunday. I am very unhappy with whoever decided that this would be a good idea. I don't mind a rainy day every now and then. It tends to serve as a good excuse to stay in bed or watch a movie. However, I would prefer my rainy days evenly spaced out, with plenty of sunny and/or partly-sunny days in between. Therefore, I have created this short petition. Please fill this out and send it along to whoever you are blaming for this nasty weather.
Dear god/local meteorologist/aliens/yakuzi/al-Qaeda/Donald Rumsfeld/other ________,
This weather sucks. Please make it stops. I promise that I will donate money to your party/kill the heathens/not talk about the abduction/support my local TV station/start going to church/buy more Japanese products if we can just have a little bit of sunshine.
Sincerely,
your name here
Thank you.
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