Sun, 15 Aug 2004
While doing some much-needed room cleaning, I came across these limericks written way back in high school with my friend Sarah Hagge. They of course deserve to be immortalized on my weblog.
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There once was a dog and a carriage The love-stricken dog proposed marriage When the carriage was silent The dog became violent At that act of utter disparage
-R.P. |
Young Florence had very fine knees And she always said thank-you and please Her smile was delightful But her tresses were frightful For her beehive, it really had bees.
-R.P. |
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As Madeline sat on her bed An idea came into her head "If one day I go wild And string up a young child I will bury it under the shed
-S.H. |
There once was a lady quite fair, And whenever she ate a ripe pear, The meb would start flocking For her manner was shocking But she fought them all off with her hair
-R.P. & S.H. |
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There was once a young dancer named Jane Who in car-pools was often a pain When she tried some high kicks The back seat did the splits And she had to walk home in the rain
-S.H. |
When the far-sighted Annie turned ten She discovered she didn't like men "They're really quite gross When you see them up close!" So she never wore glasses again
-R.P. |
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One night at eleven o'clock On the downstairs front door came a knock Past the doorway we found Lying dead on the ground A body, outlined in some chalk
-S.H. |
There once was a girl in Français Who decided one cold winter's day That the teacher who sat In her desk chair and spat Verbs should perish the following May
-S.H. |
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