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| Photos | Stories | Recipes | Olympia | Signs | Mulch | Projects | Fri, 03 Mar 2006 Last Tuesday I went to Boston to see Belle and Sebastian with The New Pornographers. I'm pretty sure it was the first time I've been as excited about the opening band as the headliners; it's definitely the first time I've wondered if you can make the opening band to an encore. Some of the highlights: Belle and Sebastian passed around a fruit bowl. I've never had blueberries at a concert before. And they were some pretty tasty blueberries! Avalon has a bar in the ladies' bathroom. Maybe this is common at night clubs, but it was the first time I'd ever ordered beer in a bathroom. Hearing Judy and the Dream of Horses live.
The drummer from The New Pornographers makes the best facial
expressions. Plus he kind of looks like a hobbit.
It may have been ridiculously hot inside, and the drinks may have been overpriced and weak, but we got three hours of amazingly good music. I am totally satisfied.
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A lack of photographic evidence
I have been camera-less for over a month now. Why? It's a long story, but you can read about it here. It's been painful, really. So many picture-worthy moments. Like the hassidic man gazing out the window of the Verizon store. Or the view from East Rock in New Haven. I think today may be the day that I take the plunge and commit to a new camera. Hmm, I feel like I could almost do an extended metaphor here comparing camera-hunting to dating. Those disposable cameras? They're the one-date wonders. Right now I'm leaning towards the Canon PowerShot A620. It's not a digital SLR -- those sure are tempting -- but it's like the high-maintenance boyfriend. I'm hoping that the Canon will be the low-key go-anywhere kind of camera that still performs up to my standards.
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This is why copy editing is a good thing.
Ok, are they advertising for a gardener or a missionary? I can't decide. Just in time for the holiday season . . .
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writebacks Yesterday I lost my phone. Mostly likely it was grabbed by a 7th grader who missed the lesson on why stealing other people's stuff is not cool. So today I thought I would go online and find out just how much it's going to cost me to get a new one. Cell phone companies aren't big on telling you the real price of phones. They like to let you know just how cheap it will be once you sign a brand-new two-year contract, but if you want to know how much the phone costs all by itself you have to log into your account. Which would have been fine, except they recently enacted a policy by which you need not only your account number and pin number, but also a user name and password. The user name you can pick yourself, but the password they have to send you. And they can only do this as a text message. To sum up: To get a phone, I need a password. To get a password, I need a phone. I suspect this is all a nefarious plot to get me to go to the mall.
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In the interest of circular linkage
I will send you here. This is Jeff's blog. It is entertaining. Now that I'm sending people to his site, though, he need to add more content to it.
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writebacks Yesterday I went to the DMV to get myself a Rhode Island Driver's License. I assumed that a valid out-of-state license and proof of address would be enough to do the transfer. Apparently, though, you need your social security card as well. Not just your number, but the actually flimsy little piece of paper. Now, I know that I had my card at one point, but somewhere in the moving process I misplaced it. So today I went to get a replacement. Guess what's the only item you need to get a replacement card? Your driver's license. Hmm. I love bureaucracy.
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Something looks oddly familiar about this font . . .
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writebacks As you fellow New Englanders may have noticed, it has been raining for the past 7 days, and apparently will continue to do so through Sunday. I am very unhappy with whoever decided that this would be a good idea. I don't mind a rainy day every now and then. It tends to serve as a good excuse to stay in bed or watch a movie. However, I would prefer my rainy days evenly spaced out, with plenty of sunny and/or partly-sunny days in between. Therefore, I have created this short petition. Please fill this out and send it along to whoever you are blaming for this nasty weather. Dear god/local meteorologist/aliens/yakuzi/al-Qaeda/Donald Rumsfeld/other ________, This weather sucks. Please make it stops. I promise that I will donate money to your party/kill the heathens/not talk about the abduction/support my local TV station/start going to church/buy more Japanese products if we can just have a little bit of sunshine. Sincerely, your name here Thank you.
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writebacks Today I bought Dr. Mario/Tetris for my Super Nintendo. This is me beating my brother:
Note the lovely "X" denoting "You lose, player two!" Said brother was also kind enough to give me Donkey Kong Country:
Now I'm all set for another cold Providence winter.
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writebacks No, really, it sucked. It started off with a certified letter stating that I was going to be sued by Miriam Hospital for a bill from November of 2003 that my VISTA insurance had never paid, despite numerous phone calls on my part to all involved parties. Today I had to argue with the representative from VISTA that labwork is indeed a part of an annual exam, and that a yearly physical and an annual are, well, pretty much the same thing. Then things got a bit better; the two people I wasn't looking forward to interviewing didn't show up, and the pre-recorded training session I was supposed to watch turned out to be shorter than I though. I left work at 4 and went to my very first yoga class, where I stretched and relaxed and worked some muscles I didn't know existed. But then they got worse. I left yoga feeling all loose and energized only to find that my car had been broken into. And not just broken into, but seriously brutalized. The passenger window was smashed, and the entire middle console, including my ghetto cd player set-up, vents, and heating controls had been completely torn out. With all sorts of gouge marks around the sides. Even better, the genious who did this managed to cut himself in the process, and now there are blood streaks all over the inside of my car. My AC adapter is gone, and so are most of my CDs, with the exception of David Bowie and Beck. And the turn signals don't work. The good news? It's covered by insurance. The bad news? When I switched to Rhode Island insurance I raised my deductibles so I wouldn't be paying quite so astronomical an amount for car insurance. Instead, I get to pay the first $1000 towards fixing this mess. Which, coincidentally, is about what Miriam Hospital wants me to pay them. Although, at this point, being sued feels like nothing. The scrabble set wasn't touched, though, nor was the box full of glazes; that has to count for something. And Erin was kind enough to come over with a bottle of wine, which has done wonders to mellow out the stressfulness of the day. I'm just hoping that from here, the weekend can only get better.
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writebacks Making homemade soymilk rocks.
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I'm feeling too lazy to put up a photo gallery with captions, so I'm just going to post a few pitures from my adventures at the North Carolina Outward Bound School.
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Things I will not miss about 75 Raymond Street
Things I will miss:
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3 New Photo Galleries
On Friday and Saturday I played with taking pictures in dark but interestingly-lit spaces; these pictures are the result of that experiment. Sunday I went to breakfast in my pajamas (for the second day in a row, actually). And then went to Thayer street in my pajamas. And then Purgatory Chasm, Worchester, and Woonsocket. What can I say? Sarah and I were running away from the daunting task of packing up our apartment. Luckily we had the camera with us, and were able to take these entertaining photos along the way. And, for good measure, here's a picture of Batman, nicknamed Mr. Stretchy and now Yoga Cat.
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writebacks So I was on my way to the studio on Saturday, hoping to catch up with the wood firing crew and get some of my pieces in the kiln, when I saw a grey bird in the bike lane. I realized pretty quickly that this was not a pigeon, but rather a cockatiel, and therefore not the type of bird you expect to see wandering around outside. I parked my bike and tried to approach him, but he flew onto a nearby branch that I couldn't quite reach. I stood on the sidewalk whistling at him for a while (and receiving a quite a few honks from passing cars) but he wasn't charmed by my repertoire of wolf whistles. And then he flew across the river.
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writebacks Every time I move I do a combination of proactive, helpful things like getting rid of clothes I never wear and time-consuming mini-tasks. Right now I am working on uploading all the CDs I can find into iTunes. This also means listening to a lot of music that I have neglected since, in some cases, 10th grade. It's an interesting walk down memory lane. The first thing I copied was Jethro Tull's Aqualung -- something I know I haven't listened to in years. It reminds me of driving to Minnesota in my friend Ryan's dad's car to go to the renaissance festival. We kept accidently going 95 and having to remind ourselves to slow down. I also remember that Ryan managed to spill gas on himself on the way back and the whole car smelled kinda funny after that. And then there's the Ani albums, with a whole slew of memories from freshman year at Iowa. I'm also trying to decide whether I should take a class this fall. Glass blowing and jewelry making sound pretty awesome.
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writebacks This is the what it said on the cute little scroll I won from playing the 4 Meter Lamb Toss:
The Sheep Dog I have no idea what that all means. Other highlights of the evening included the Unimog ride, which was actually Nick Bauta's WWII truck driven around the bumpiest parts of the Steelyard grounds, and Lewis and Clark, a band from Pennsylvania which cannot be googled.
My contribution to the evening was to mix up Mania's lemonade, which
consisted of: I also rescued a cockatiel from the trees around the Woonasquatucket river, but that's a whole different story.
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writebacks So it has been suggested that I should put more pictures in a navegable online format instead of leaving them on my hard drive to collect binary dust. Thus, for your viewing pleasure, I now have 2 more photo galleries to share; this one of a semi-recent trip to Mass MoCA, and this one of pictures taken around the Steelyard. I was also thinking, after checking out a few other people's blogs, that it would be nice to find a way to repair the writebacks on here that wouldn't just attract more gross spam. I could always go for a totally new blog generator, but I like the very DIY aspect of this one. Of course, DIY is only valid if I actually bother to do anything (note that this is post #2 in the past 4 months). Maybe I'll go on a blogging spree. Or not. Depends on the weather, I think.
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You know you're a Scrabble nut
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writebacks Our friends at the weather channel are predicting between 12 and 20 inches of snow for this weekend. I'm not terribly concerned, though; I figure a good snowstorm is a fine excuse to sit around and watch movies and knit. I'm almost finished with half of a pair of fingerless gloves -- not very useful for the upcoming blizzard, but very exciting. They're lime green with a fuzzy orange border. The one thing I want to do before it starts snowing is take this box full of old clothes that's been sitting in the dining room over to Savers. The funny thing, of course, is that some of those clothes were probably purchased at Savers (or Goodwill) to begin with. At any rate, I'll be glad to get them out of the house.
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Warning: this post contains language unsuitable for children
OK, I don't usually use my weblog as a venting ground. But I feel the need to share some of the ridiculous behavior of my downstairs neighbor.
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writebacks Last night on the way home I stopped at a red light on Dean Street -- not an unusual event by any means. Except that the light didn't turn green.
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writebacks So I'm in Indiana, unexpectedly. We found out Friday morning, the day after Thanksgiving, that my grandmother (my dad's mother) had passed away during the night. Her memory had been been fading over the past couple years, and last year at this time she moved out of the house that my grandfather built and into a nursing home. The last time I saw her -- last December -- I'm not sure she remembered who I was. She died after spending Thanksgiving with her family and talking to all of her seven children on the phone; it seems almost like she decided it was time to go.
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writebacks Last Friday and Monday I was a substitute science teacher.
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writebacks It's been a while since I've added anything to my weblog. I've probably had 10-20 ideas for entries, but somehow I never get around to actually writing anything. First things first, though -- it's time for an update of what's going on in my life.
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writebacks While doing some much-needed room cleaning, I came across these limericks written way back in high school with my friend Sarah Hagge. They of course deserve to be immortalized on my weblog.
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Musings from the grammar-obsessed
Remember that old joke about how if pro is the opposite of con, then the opposite of congress must be progress? (hah hah hah) We've been giving a lot of thought this issue, and while we haven't fully figured out how these prefixes work, we've certainly come up with some fun observations: 1. Contest (accent on test) & protest: definitely not opposites. In fact, isn't protesting something a way of indicating that you'd like to contest it? A contest (accent on con), on the other hand, is something else entirely (I'd like to contest the results of the contest). And then there's detest--like I protest the war because I detest war. 2. Conduct and product: Especially given that a duct is an "enclosed passage or channel," I'm not sure what to make of the relationship between these two words. 3. A new version of the joke: if con is the opposite of pro, does that mean the opposite of Constitution is Prostitution?
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The story, if I can remember it, goes like this: I also found this picture of Matt.
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writebacks Every morning I check my e-mail and read the headlines from the New York Times. And it seems lately like every day I read something that profoundly disturbs me. Today I read about how George Bush has spent $85 million dollars on discrediting John Kerry. Now, I know that in comparison to, say, the amount spent on the Iraq war, 85 million is not that much. But in comparison to the annual budget of AS220, or my annual salary, it's a lot of money. So I came up with this idea: what if a candidate were to forgo spending any money on fancy television ads, and just put a small text announcement in the newspapers or online saying that they've decided to take that 85 million and spend it on education. I just consulted the calculator, and for that amount of money you could hire about 2000 teachers. Andy Rooney of 60 Minutes also has an interesting viewpoint about campaign spending, and I think he's onto something. After all, with the national budget deficit where it is, don't we want a president who can spend money wisely? John Kerry isn't any more miserly. He's spending $100 million on his campaign. I guess in an ideal world people would be able to do their own research and determine what candidate best fits their ideals. And candidates would have a presence in our mental space not because they spend millions on airtime, but because they are active and involved individuals (if you want to be on TV, why don't you do something newsworthy?). In this age of information proliferation, it's not that hard to find out what someone is up to. I feel like I'm giving the American people too much credit. Sound bytes work really well as pacifiers for a lot of voters. All it takes for some is the reassurance that Bush is a religious man, and they'll ignore all the reasons why he's incompetent. Unfortunately, the idea of voting for the least bad canditate just doesn't get me excited about politics. I was never into popularity contests in the first place.
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I'm looking at the picture of Olympia
that Matt put up as the background image on the AS220 kitchen computer,
and I kind of wish I was home so I could snuggle with her. I locked
myself out of my apartment yesterday, and I've been waiting for that
confluence of roommates being home/ride to my house so that I can
retrieve my keys and tend to the animals.
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writebacks So I took a nap on the beach today. It was great--warm but not too hot, a nice cool breeze, the waves crashing on the beach, sand tickling my legs. Except that I was stupid and didn't put on sunscreen, and now I'm hanging out in my underwear nursing my bright red arms and back. Anyway, I'm feeling sorry for myself. That's my weblog installment for the day; hopefully I'll have something intelligent and insightful to add later.
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writebacks I took a break from my weblog in the weeks leading up to the Fools Ball, and it's taken me a while to get back into keeping it updated. I've also started working on a new weblog project--that of the Stinktank.
So what have I been up to?
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Mayday! or, How I Won the Kentucky Derby
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writebacks I just got a writeback from a guy I went to college with. I haven't talked to Keef (aka Keith Rutledge) since we graduated, so it was awesome to get a link to his weblog. So I'll return the google-juice favor: keef.org
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writebacks There are now only 5 weeks left until the AS220 Fools Ball, and there's a lot to get done. I'm in charge of decorating, which is great fun--it reminds me of doing theater in high school and trying to get a lot done with limited time and money. It's a lot of stress and long hours, though. I'm a little bit terrified. A lot rests on my shoulders right now, and while I know that I've always worked best under pressure, it's often hard to explain that to nervous co-workers. I'll survive, I hope.
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Lying in bed with Olympia in my arms and looking forward to tomorrow.
It stopped raining finally. By the time we pulled in to Brattleboro on Thursday the sky was blue and the sun was shining. Later that afternoon, after the Creative Economy Symposium, we drove along the rural backroads to Mass MoCA in North Adams, Massachussets, and later on took rte. 2 back towards Providence. It was late enough in the afternoon that warm sunlight was shining through the trees as we drove through the river valley. On the way out of town we had an amazing view of the Berkshires. Tomorrow is Sunday, and it's supposed to be 70 degrees. My goal is to bike to the Coffee Exchange so I can post this article and to pick up ingredients for my vegetarian cooking workshop tomorrow. Meanwhile, it's 2 AM and my cat is curled up next to me, and I think I'd like to cuddle with her for a while before drifting off to sleep.
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writebacks Brattleboro's a cute litle town. I was up there on April 15th for a Creative Economy Symposium My favorite part by far, though, was the co-op. My first experience shopping at co-ops was probably Wheatsfield Grocery in Ames, Iowa. Mainly what I remember is that they had a little play area for kids near the front window with one of those thermometer signs for tracking fundraisers--I think it may have been in the shape of a carrot. When I was in high school I took a lot of art classes at the Octagon, which was right next door--I would go there before figure drawing and buy fruit leathers and mango spritzers. When I moved to Iowa City I started shopping at New Pioneer Co-op. They served some of the best sandwiches in the world. Like the Brad's potent pesto tofuwich: "Spiced organic tofu steamed with caramelized onion and Smoked Provolone, topped with sunflower sprouts and tomato. Served on Sourdough with sun-dried tomato spread and spinach pesto". Yum. I spent a lot of money on eating lunch there with my friend Ryan my freshman year (we enjoyed bonding over good food and french grammar). In the summers the Farmer's Market was help across the street, so I could very easily pick up fresh produce, horseradish cheese, and bulk olive oil all in one trip. Providence doesn't have a real co-op. It has Whole Foods, which is good, but it doesn't have the bulk section and it doesn't have the same feel as a co-op. The good news is that Urban Greens (a buying club) and some students from Brown are working on starting one. It's about time. I know it takes years to reach the point of having a deli counter and having a wide selection, but I'll be happy if I can start buying my spices in bulk again.
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It's been raining for the past three days, and I'm sick of it. I'm ready for real spring. I want to go camping, ride my bike, sleep in the grass, wear sandals, drink beer on the porch, plant tomatoes, put away my jacket, open windows, have a barbeque.
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Burlington
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Sometimes I hate telephones, sometimes I love them.
All circuits are busy to the country you are dialing Your call cannot be completed within the country you are dialing beepbeepbeepbeep beep beep beep
Meanwhile, all I really wanted to hear was Bess's voice.
I need to go visit her in Niger.
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Home is a well-stocked refrigerator
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Frankenixon, Continued
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writebacks On Saturday, March 27th I went to New York with my friends Matt and Mary. The purpose of this trip was twofold: to see Accidental Nostalgia, a play by Cynthia Hopkins that was workshopped at AS220 and performed at Perishable Theater last December, and to visit Harlem. The theme for this year's Fools Ball is the Harlem Renaissance, and I've been doing a lot of research not only on the era but also on contemporary Harlem. In my reading I kept finding interesting parallels between Harlem and Providence, so it seemed only appropriate to visit the actual location--wander around a little, visit landmarks, and take pictures.
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Roadkill
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In my room it was Marco #1, in the dining room in was Bob, and now . . .
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Frankenixon!
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